The party game for lawyers

Serious job.
Questionable judgment.

Fill in the blank. Make the Managing Partner laugh. Claim 400 completely imaginary billable hours.

Play free · no account · everyone keeps a private hand

3–12people
5cards each
10–45minutes

How to play

Make your case. Lose your dignity.

One person judges. Everyone else plays the answer that makes the room crack. Phones keep the cards moving and the punchlines anonymous.

01 / GET IN

Start or join in seconds

Choose an edition, share the six-character code, and pick a display name. No email. No account setup. No pre-read.

02 / PLAY A CARD

Complete the punchline

Everyone but the Managing Partner chooses from a private five-card hand. The room never sees who played what.

03 / WIN THE ROOM

Collect imaginary hours

The Managing Partner picks a favourite. That answer earns 400 imaginary billable hours. First to 2,000 wins.

Already own the box?

You bring the cards. We’ll keep score.

Open the companion for quick rules, a round timer, and a scorecard—or jump into the matching digital edition when nobody feels like shuffling.

An open Lawyers Against Productivity box with blue prompt cards and cream answer cards

Punchlines, not profiles

The joke stays in the room.

Your hand is yours. Judging stays anonymous. We never turn your answers, wins, or sense of humour into a professional profile.

What we keep—and what we don’t

Firm retreat, association night, or conference?

Take over the agenda.

Bring the game to a bigger room, or ask us about an edition made for your crowd.